oh my god

i have just realised that i am getting engaged in approximately 50 days. oh my god. do you even know what that means? no, i dont mean committment, weddings, financial planning, the whole idea of spending my life with 1 bloke only , no brouhaha

do you realise that i have only 50 days in which to look my best? this means:

1. lose as mch weight as i possibly can
2. beat the cold bug so i DONT catch cold- as i am prone to
3. exit dandruff from my mane
4. ditto dry hair
5. ditto split ends
6, get rid of the odd zit and whitehead on my face
7. get rid of my thailand beach tan
8. grow my fingernails to a decent level so they dont look so schoolgirlish
9 ditto toenails
ok- i feel like i am about to crack.


rrghhhhh!!!!!