i have a plan, i think which will enable me to deal with all the stuff mentioned in the prev post. heres how

week 1 (ends sunday)

1. follow the herbalife routine rigorously. no chocolate or snacks!
2. aim to increase treadmill stamina to 15 from 10 min
3. oil hair before each shampoo
4. facemask evey alt day
5. steam 3 times a week for both face and head. (how?)

week 2 (end of june-)
1. continue herbalife. if needed have only salad/ fruit/ third shake for 3rd meal.
2. increase water content. if this means peeing every 15 min, too bad.
3. continue treatments above. add ad hoc pedicure every alt dat and scrub feet.
4. body and face scrub 2wice a week. uptan 1 a week
aim to increase treadmill time to 20 min. get a facial!

week 3
all of above. get body steam 1ce a week
scrub and shape nails. inc time to 25 min
etc
week 6
all of above. get split ends chopped off. have hair rebonded. get a new haircut.

week 7
d day is close at hand. the works at salon- hair spa, waxing, bleach, manicure, pedicure, facial.
leave face for thurs evening. dont foret water!

oh my god

i have just realised that i am getting engaged in approximately 50 days. oh my god. do you even know what that means? no, i dont mean committment, weddings, financial planning, the whole idea of spending my life with 1 bloke only , no brouhaha

do you realise that i have only 50 days in which to look my best? this means:

1. lose as mch weight as i possibly can
2. beat the cold bug so i DONT catch cold- as i am prone to
3. exit dandruff from my mane
4. ditto dry hair
5. ditto split ends
6, get rid of the odd zit and whitehead on my face
7. get rid of my thailand beach tan
8. grow my fingernails to a decent level so they dont look so schoolgirlish
9 ditto toenails
ok- i feel like i am about to crack.


rrghhhhh!!!!!